Thursday, December 21, 2017

Compliments of the Season!

I planned on writing a blog about interesting Christmas facts, but most of them had already been addressed in previous holiday musings:
Weird Christmas movies like 1964's Santa Claus Conquers the Martians & 1955's We're No Angels

Bizarre Christmas traditions like Austria's Krampus, Iceland's Christmas witch, Gryla, or the  Catalan traditional figurine, the Caganer. This is a peasant wearing the traditional Catalan red cap who is hidden in the Nativity scene squatting to defecate. The child who finds it receives candy.

The Catholic Church's using pagan winter festivals of Saturnalia, Solstice and Yule to create a holy day in December even though Christ's birth was probably in Spring.


The legend of Santa Claus emerging from the amalgam of St. Nicholas and Odin thanks to Washington Irving and Clement Clark Moore...


So, I will forgo more trivial, yet interesting morsels for a Christmas blog. What I will do, is take this time to offer all of you the compliments of the season. As ever - BB


"Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!” - Dr. Seuss


"Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart." - Washington Irving



"But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—'Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!'" - Clement Clark Moore



Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Meteoric Rise

Scientists estimate that about 15,000 tons of meteoric debris enter our atmosphere each year. The other night, despite the city's light pollution, I saw a falling star. It brought to mind several human meteors who blazed their path across the musical skies.

A band's or musician's first album usually holds a special place for me. There's something about that fragile not yet validated musical vision. Each of the meteors I am about to discuss showed this fragility, both in their music and in themselves.


August 1967, scouring the record bins at Jerry's Records on Market Street in Philadelphia, I came across The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. I liked the kaleidoscopic cover and recognized the title from The Wind in the Willows. Having not heard a note, I bought the album. To use the parlance of the period, it blew my mind.

Pink Floyd proceeded to make more music, but virtually without any input from Syd Barrett. A preponderance of LSD, combined with what some diagnosed as schizophrenia, drove him out of the music industry and into seclusion.

That same year, Moby Grape released their first, eponymous album. During the recording of their second album in New York City, Skip Spence ingested a large amount of LSD. Convinced something evil was brewing, Spence attempted to chop down a band member's door with a fire axe. His mission was to kill his friend to save him from himself. Thankfully he was unsuccessful.

After some time in The Tombs followed by a stay at Bellevue, Skip drove a motorcycle to Nashville where he recorded Oar. He wrote the entire album during his confinement in NYC. In the studio, he played all the instruments and sang all the vocals. The record is an interesting chronicle of a man on the precipice of sanity. Or insanity - take you pick. Spence spent the remainder of his life in California mired in mental illness, drugs and alcohol.

Many know little of Fleetwood Mac before Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham joined the band in 1975. But the band formed in 1967 (there's that year again) as a blues outfit. One of the founders was Peter Green. Relatively unknown when he took Eric Clapton's place in John Mayall's Bluesbreakers, he quickly became a blues guitar icon.

For several years, Green's guitar playing and songwriting in Fleetwood Mac flourished. One of his songs, Black Magic Woman, became a hit for Santana. Alas, that insidious substance, LSD, combined with mental illness led another astray.

All three of these individuals created beautiful music. Did the chemicals fuel or diminish their creativity? Did their mental instability exacerbate or diminish their productivity? In an interview in the 80s, Ken Kesey discussed LSD. He said the drug triggered ideas and ways of thinking that were latent in us. Once awoken, this "new thinking" opened pathways for human creativity that centurys of civilization had smothered.

Nothing that earth-shattering comes without a cost. Unfortunately the cost for some, especially those with certain preexisting chemical imbalances can be exorbitant. Many of our generation, as well as many who came before and after, battled demons both internal and external.  Some survive and alas, some do not.

Like the fleeting glimpse of a meteor in the night's sky, these three flashed across the musical firmament. Unlike a meteor, their flashes were recorded on vinyl and can still be enjoyed. Res Ipsa Loquitur. As ever - BB

"No mind has ever existed without a touch of madness." - Aristotle

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

My Favorite Bartender

I must admit that bartenders occupy a special place in my heart. Before jumping to the conclusion that I have spent my life as a wastrel and barfly, allow me to expound upon this declaration.

I never knew either of my grandfathers. However, my maternal grandmother had five brothers. These great-uncles had a strong influence on my formative years. I always called them "uncle" and will refer to them that way for the remainder of this musing.

One, Uncle Dan had moved to Connecticut before I was born, and I only met him a few times.  Two were Roman Catholic priests. Uncle Joe was the pastor of the parish in which I grew up. He helped me learn the Latin needed to be an altar boy and instructed me on public speaking. He wanted me to be a priest. Uncle John was a brown Franciscan. He introduced me to philosophy and literature. He thought I should be an academic. Uncle Bill was the ultimate salesman. He stressed having a firm handshake, looking people in the eye, and treating everyone with respect. He wanted me to be a lawyer.

Uncle Jim was a bartender for almost 50 years, most of those tending bar at the corner of 15th and Market Streets in Philadelphia. On that site today is the 45-foot steel clothespin for which Philadelphia is famous. That bar, due to it's proximity to City Hall, catered to judges, lawyers and politicians. Uncle Jim knew them all, and others whose dealings with City Hall were more nefarious. Wanted a parking ticket fixed, had a zoning issue with the city, had to place a bet on a sporting event or needed tickets to said event? Uncle Jim knew a guy who knew a guy.

I never felt he was trying to teach me anything. We'd talk, laugh and I could just be me. Back then, I wasn't sure who "me" was, but I now realize that the "me" I am owes much to him. It was Uncle Jim to whom I was closest. So much so that I took, James, for my Confirmation name and asked him to be my sponsor. He died two weeks before my Confirmation. It's hard to believe I was 11 years old when he passed.


He'd tell me, "Billy, my brother (I knew he meant Uncle Joe) tells me that I should mend my ways and walk the straighter path. All I do is introduce friends to other friends and try to help them out while serving drinks. There's nothing wrong in that. I never take any money, but it does help my tips. Besides, that straighter path is very boring." His ruddy Irish visage beaming, he'd wink as he put his index finger to the side of his nose. That was his signal to show what was said was our secret; I wasn't to tell my parents. Years later when I saw The Sting, tears came to my eyes when the con-artists in the movie used "our secret gesture."

Even though I was very young when he died, I cherish Uncle Jim's anecdotes. Most would not be seen as appropriate for a child. That made them all the more special. He didn't treat me like a kid, or a student, but as a person.  Because of him, I hold bartenders in high esteem. I see him as the ersatz patron saint of bartenders. 

Using Plato's Theory of Forms, James Aloysius McIntyre was the ideal of the bartender whom the shadows in reality strive to mimic. As ever - BB

"Will there be any bartender up there in Heaven; will the pubs never close? - Richard Thompson